9.16.2004

Female Engineers...
File their nails with a Leatherman.
Make jewelry out of wire, resistors, transistors, and chips.
Don't think of male engineers as dorks.
Refer to impotence as system failure.
Would rather discuss the strength of a bridge than the strength of their relationship.
Know why a Dickies purse is cool.
Think tools are romantic gifts.
Have thought about re-engineering a bra.
Have tried to make a bra out of duct tape.
Read Popular Mechanics instead of Cosmo for fashion tips.
Are the only ones smart enough to enter into a field that is 95% male.
Have used nail polish remover for more than just removing nail polish.
Know the value of hairspray's flammable properties.

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